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then I decided to face the music.

so I ran off to Spain with the Maid of Honour.

We caught a plane to Alicante but on the way

we landed in France

Due to a stag do midget throwing contest getting out of hand on board

The little people, quite rightly, had the stag party arrested for inappropriate behaviour and taken off the plane in France. We then continued on to Alicante where we

all arrested when we went through customs.

We were charged with possession of a Haircut One CD, which they classed as a Contra Band. So,

we were all locked up in the cells for a night

But that was to be follwed by a fantastic day.