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Re: Boom Boom

Postby M44ryt » Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:21 am

Why are MEN woman’s biggest problem?

Menopause, Pre Menstrual Tension, Menstrual Cycle!


Teacher in class tells pupils to put a sentence with Dandelion in.
A few minutes later the African boy Johnny puts his hand up and says “ I’ve got one Miss,
“The Cheetah runs faster dandelion”
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Re: Boom Boom

Postby Chrisdee » Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:52 pm

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Re: Boom Boom

Postby Chrisdee » Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:55 pm

Day 11 of lock down . Does anybody know if the tip is open as I need to get rid of this old carpet. If it is open, can anybody help me with it please? I would normally ask hubby but he disappeared a couple of days ago. Thanks in advance
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Re: Boom Boom

Postby JaseBear » Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:43 pm

What's the difference between Dubai amd Abu Dhabi?



Dubai don't like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi Do!
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Re: Boom Boom

Postby Chrisdee » Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:37 pm

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Postby marcliff » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:05 am

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Re: Boom Boom

Postby Chrisdee » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:32 am

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Re: Boom Boom

Postby Ross Kemp » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:52 am

My wife asked me to close the curtains so the neighbours can't see her getting undressed for bed.I said " If the neighbours see you they'll shut their own fecking cutains"
Thanks.. Boom Boom

Benny Hill Classic
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Re: Boom Boom

Postby jpeg » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:56 am

Don't think Benny Hill ever said Fecking
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Re: Boom Boom

Postby marcliff » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:14 am

jpeg wrote:Don't think Benny Hill ever said Fecking



And even he left a gap of a week before repeating jokes, not 2 days.
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