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Boom Boom
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Chrisdee - Posts: 12227
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Re: Boom Boom
by A.N.Other » Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:45 pm
What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,
Homepride Self-Raising, isn’t it?
And thus began my life of celibacy.........
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You'll be fine," the doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery.
"But," she asked, "how long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, then his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek.
The girl was alarmed.
"What's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no-one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,
Homepride Self-Raising, isn’t it?
And thus began my life of celibacy.........
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You'll be fine," the doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery.
"But," she asked, "how long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, then his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek.
The girl was alarmed.
"What's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no-one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
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Chrisdee - Posts: 12227
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- Which part of Spain are you from?: Torrevieja
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Chrisdee - Posts: 12227
- Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:36 pm
- Which part of Spain are you from?: Torrevieja
- Gender: Female
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Chrisdee - Posts: 12227
- Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:36 pm
- Which part of Spain are you from?: Torrevieja
- Gender: Female
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Re: Boom Boom
by marcliff » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:24 am
I asked my missus to dress up in her nurse's uniform yesterday. She got all excited and asked what I was going to do.
I said I'm driving you up to the supermarket to get some bread.
I said I'm driving you up to the supermarket to get some bread.
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Re: Boom Boom
by A.N.Other » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:39 am
French fishermen 1:
I caught a UK shrimp today.
French fisherman 2:
How do you know it’s from the UK?
French fisherman 1:
When I emptied the net it rose up and said “I’m a lobster.”
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I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted. “Where you off to Charlie”?
He said “I'm off to change a light bulb”.
Well, I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing.
I said. “That's gonna be a bit awkward init”?
“Not really”, he said “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard”.
I caught a UK shrimp today.
French fisherman 2:
How do you know it’s from the UK?
French fisherman 1:
When I emptied the net it rose up and said “I’m a lobster.”
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I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted. “Where you off to Charlie”?
He said “I'm off to change a light bulb”.
Well, I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing.
I said. “That's gonna be a bit awkward init”?
“Not really”, he said “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard”.
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Re: Boom Boom
by Lockey57 » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:43 am
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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Re: Boom Boom
by Lockey57 » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:49 am
An old married couple are in church one Sunday… when the woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband turned to her and says, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”
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