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Re: Boom Boom
by marcliff » Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:23 pm
New Year's Resolutions.
I decided to make myself fitter for 2021
I got up this morning and ran 10 times around the block. Then I kicked the piece of Lego back under the bed and had a fry up.
A little later, I was determined I had to do something so I put my trainers on and ran up the road. I was a little surprised to hear the sound of clapping and assumed my neighbours were encouraging me.
Then I realised it was my bum cheeks slapping together.
I decided to make myself fitter for 2021
I got up this morning and ran 10 times around the block. Then I kicked the piece of Lego back under the bed and had a fry up.
A little later, I was determined I had to do something so I put my trainers on and ran up the road. I was a little surprised to hear the sound of clapping and assumed my neighbours were encouraging me.
Then I realised it was my bum cheeks slapping together.
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Re: Boom Boom
by El Buho » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:29 am
If they put the Covid vaccine in beer and opened up all the pubs then the whole country would be vaccinated by next Monday - just trying to help!
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Re: Boom Boom
by Chrisdee » Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:15 pm
Not really a joke:
Over 1000 deaths recorded each day for the last four days What Drakeford, Boris and Nicola Sturgeon should really have said when announcing the latest lockdown:“So, here we go again. I’m on your tv telling you things are going to be shit for a while. And yes that’s what I’m doing. I’m stopping you from going out, from seeing your friends and loved ones. You think that makes me a bad person. But you know what; this job isn’t easy. All I’m doing is trying to please you lot and stop you all dying at the same time.I give you rules, you break them. I ease things a bit, you take the piss.Theres a lot of you following rules but there are too many ungrateful selfish twats who aren’t and I’m now at the point where I’m only inflicting more rules because some of you idiots can’t do what you’ve been asked.Why can’t you understand this is putting ridiculous pressure on the nhs, just because you are ignoring the things I have asked you nicely to do?You all think you are scientists, doctors, experts. You aren’t. Neither am I. But I am taking advice from the best in this country and doing my best to please you all. So stop being so selfish.. yes it’s boring, it’s getting old, but it won’t go away if you all continue to throw your toys out of your pram.Grow up. Take some responsibility for yourself and your so called loved ones and do as you are asked!!"
Over 1000 deaths recorded each day for the last four days What Drakeford, Boris and Nicola Sturgeon should really have said when announcing the latest lockdown:“So, here we go again. I’m on your tv telling you things are going to be shit for a while. And yes that’s what I’m doing. I’m stopping you from going out, from seeing your friends and loved ones. You think that makes me a bad person. But you know what; this job isn’t easy. All I’m doing is trying to please you lot and stop you all dying at the same time.I give you rules, you break them. I ease things a bit, you take the piss.Theres a lot of you following rules but there are too many ungrateful selfish twats who aren’t and I’m now at the point where I’m only inflicting more rules because some of you idiots can’t do what you’ve been asked.Why can’t you understand this is putting ridiculous pressure on the nhs, just because you are ignoring the things I have asked you nicely to do?You all think you are scientists, doctors, experts. You aren’t. Neither am I. But I am taking advice from the best in this country and doing my best to please you all. So stop being so selfish.. yes it’s boring, it’s getting old, but it won’t go away if you all continue to throw your toys out of your pram.Grow up. Take some responsibility for yourself and your so called loved ones and do as you are asked!!"
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