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camionpilot wrote:Wot day ....??????

Chrisdee wrote:Mon, weds and Fri

camionpilot wrote:Wot day ....??????

What time?Can you make it afternoon.I'm a late riser.

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Love, and show him . . .

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A priest and a nun were on a camel crossing the desert.Suddenly the camel collapsed and died.After two days without food or water the priest said to the nun."I fear we will die soon.Could you do me a favour?I have never seen a naked woman."The nun said of course,father,and disrobed and at his request allowed him to touch her breasts.The priest thanked the nun and laid back on the sand.A few minutes later the nun coughed and said."Excuse me father,before we die would you allow me to see a man's penis.Of course,sister,he said and disrobed for the inspection.The nun asked if she could touch it and the priest agreed.As the priest became aroused the nun said,"oooo,father."The priest gasped and said,"Behold.The bringer of life."The nun said,"Brilliant.Shove it up that camel's arse and let's get out of here!"

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with George Clooney for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you've learned".
So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with George Clooney for a million quid?" The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied, "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
The boy then thought about it for a few days and went back to his father.
His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers."
The father replied, "That's my boy.''