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Boom Boom

Re: Boom Boom

Postby andywyatt » Sun Dec 26, 2021 12:15 pm

The wife couldn't believe I'd treated her to a new bag and a belt this Christmas.
The hoovers working like new now!
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Re: Boom Boom

Postby BNT162b2 » Mon Dec 27, 2021 12:35 pm

The urine test.
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Re: Boom Boom

Postby andywyatt » Wed Dec 29, 2021 5:59 pm

Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace knickers.
"Since when do you wear womens pants?"
"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
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Re: Boom Boom

Postby Chrisdee » Wed Dec 29, 2021 6:36 pm

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If anybody sees Aladdin can you ask him to move his vehicle as it's blocking the path
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Re: Boom Boom

Postby Floreus » Thu Dec 30, 2021 4:20 pm

Chrisdee wrote:
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If anybody sees Aladdin can you ask him to move his vehicle as it's blocking the path

That me chuckle... Great..
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Re: Boom Boom

Postby Darro » Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:23 pm

First pictures from new James Webb space telescope coming through.

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Re: Boom Boom

Postby andywyatt » Fri Dec 31, 2021 1:37 pm

“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.
I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.”
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Re: Boom Boom

Postby Chrisdee » Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:15 pm

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Re: Boom Boom

Postby Lockey57 » Sat Jan 01, 2022 2:35 pm

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Re: Boom Boom

Postby andywyatt » Thu Jan 06, 2022 1:23 pm

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce that’s parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer approaches her and says:
“We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we’re a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked out your accounts and found that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
“Well, where else in Manhattan can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?
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