Ordering a fresh turkey for Christmas

There’s a farm selling live ones, bit of a job plucking it, as the darn thing keeps running away when you pull a feather out!

I’m just being silly today, aren’t I!..

Sorry I haven’t thanked you all for your replies but I’ve been busy chasing the turkey round the kitchen, blinking feathers get everywhere!!! Once again, thanks for all your replies.

Nice to see that people still have a sense of humour!!