Boom Boom
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:52 pmThis Morning while i was doing breakfast, with my mind fixed on whether Sharon next door was going to Mercadona for the fourth day in a row, , Buying yet more Toilet rolls, and Hand cleanser, (Dont know why, dirty cow never washes) I went to place my toast on the plate, " Que Sorpresa" The hot buttered toast slipped, double somersaulted and cascaded to the floor.
To my astonishment and totally taken aback, the delicious hot buttered toast only landed butter side up, as i picked it up i couldn't compose myself and danced round the kitchen crying it is a miracle. Well with all my excitement i thought i have to share this with the world, so i took it to my local church and told Padre McManus my story and asked him to declare it as a Miracle, He said i do not have the power to grant your hot buttered toast landing butter side up a miracle, we will have to see what the bishop has to say, so we both made our way to to the cathedral. and explained to the Bishop and the gathered Cardinals, that my Hot buttered toast had cascaded to the floor and landed butter side up so therefore must be a miracle. After much deliberation the bishop did not have the authority to grant the occurrence as a miracle, and would have to be put before the pope, So making our way to the Vatican, and waiting in line while the police Fined Sharon for over loading her pram. our audience with the pope was Granted, so with sheer excitement,, I explained how my hot buttered toast had slipped of my plate, double somersaulted to the floor and landed butter side up Praise the Lord this Must be a Miracle, The Pope looked at me and said, My Child, there is an explanation for this, it is Not a miracle,,,,,,,,,,, You Have Buttered it the wrong side
Keep smiling
To my astonishment and totally taken aback, the delicious hot buttered toast only landed butter side up, as i picked it up i couldn't compose myself and danced round the kitchen crying it is a miracle. Well with all my excitement i thought i have to share this with the world, so i took it to my local church and told Padre McManus my story and asked him to declare it as a Miracle, He said i do not have the power to grant your hot buttered toast landing butter side up a miracle, we will have to see what the bishop has to say, so we both made our way to to the cathedral. and explained to the Bishop and the gathered Cardinals, that my Hot buttered toast had cascaded to the floor and landed butter side up so therefore must be a miracle. After much deliberation the bishop did not have the authority to grant the occurrence as a miracle, and would have to be put before the pope, So making our way to the Vatican, and waiting in line while the police Fined Sharon for over loading her pram. our audience with the pope was Granted, so with sheer excitement,, I explained how my hot buttered toast had slipped of my plate, double somersaulted to the floor and landed butter side up Praise the Lord this Must be a Miracle, The Pope looked at me and said, My Child, there is an explanation for this, it is Not a miracle,,,,,,,,,,, You Have Buttered it the wrong side
Keep smiling
