Re: Boom Boom
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:16 pm
A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small knob is placed at the top of a woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face lift.Of course the woman said she would have one.
Over the years the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful and she remained young looking and vibrant.
After 20 years the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
All these years,she said,everything has been working just fine.I've turned the knob many times and loved the results but now I've developed two annoying problems.
First I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob just won't shift them.
The doctor examined her closely and said"Those aren't bags they are your breasts."Oh,said the woman disappointed.
Well,she continued",I don't suppose there's any point in me enquiring about my goatee."
Over the years the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful and she remained young looking and vibrant.
After 20 years the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
All these years,she said,everything has been working just fine.I've turned the knob many times and loved the results but now I've developed two annoying problems.
First I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob just won't shift them.
The doctor examined her closely and said"Those aren't bags they are your breasts."Oh,said the woman disappointed.
Well,she continued",I don't suppose there's any point in me enquiring about my goatee."